Can anyone explain that to me? Last time I checked, most people worked for those things and weren’t just handed everything.

But I guess with 50 % or more people in the nation on some sort of dole, what else should I expect?? What a world of entitlement mentality. Frankly I am just sick of it!!

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’). (I love that one)

Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’ ‘ (I love that one too)

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

•  Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.

• Atheists tend to be haters who don’t believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.

•  They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don’t worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?

•  Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.

•  Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?

•  Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.

•  Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.

•  Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.

•  Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”

•  They just suck. You don’t even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it

• My favorite:  Atheists love to send their children to “religious” schools then complain when the children learn about Jesus.
• And telling children that the Bible is a myth.

I don’t agree. I think she did kill her daughter and I think everyone knows that.

As far as her parents go,  they lied too.  I’m sure it was to keep Casey off death row.

Casey’s behavior was odd to say the least.  What parent, when their child is missing for a MONTH, doesn’t alert the police or grandparents immediately if not sooner??  I know I panic when any of my children are out of my site for a few seconds. If any of my children were missing for a MONTH, I wouldn’t be out partying or getting tattoos.  Odd behavior.

Then lying about everything she lied about. And her parents. They are odd too. I don’t know quite what to make of them.

I predict, with regards to Casey:

*she will write a book and have a movie made

*we will never know what happened to Caylee

*we will continue to hear about Casey in the news.

*her life will become a trainwreck

*she will continue to party

*she will get a tatoo in remembrance of her daughter

*she will get pregnant again and something may or may not happen to that baby. Unless she voluntarily gets sterilized. Because deep down, I don’t think she wants more children.

*she may meet a tragic end. Either via drugs/drinking/accident or someone decides to knock her off.

Of course she could quietly fade away and we may not hear anything more about her.

My prediction:

* Huma will “miscarry” the baby

* Huma and Anthony will divorce

* Anthony will go work for one of the Soros funded companies.

* Huma will continue working for her idol and mentor, Hillary.

Is everyone that was a “racist” still a racist if another black guy wins??

Or is that just if it’s a democrat??

Curious no??

Why is it that the haters on the left feel free to say anything they want about President Bush and that’s just A-OK, but if anyone on the right says one thing about President Obama–then they are immediately labeled a RACIST?? I don’t get it.

The left has been saying horrible things about Bush since he was in office and it continues.  I guess they don’t remember the nasty things that were leveled at Bush.  Because if anyone says anything about Obama, well, LOOK OUT.

It’s perfectly ok to say nasty things about a Republican president but not a Democrat I guess……

It’s not a holiday at all. Never has been.

I can’t imagine any president calling the citizens of his country “enemies”.

I am not the enemy of fellow United States citizens.  I never have been.

http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-virginia-beach/commander-chief-or-thug-chief

“And if Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, we’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us, if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s gonna be harder and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2.”

Last time I checked, we were ONE nation under God.

I think this is just another way to drive a wedge between citizens and I think it was definitely the wrong thing for ANY president to say.

But of course,  you won’t hear about any of this in the mainstream media.

And, they use vile names to describe conservatives.

Definition of BIGOT